June 2012
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May 2012
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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
a bright wall in a dark room.: TV MONTH: Seinfeld... →
brightwalldarkroom:
NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
by Elizabeth Cantwell
I am not a Carrie. I am not a Miranda or a Samantha or a Charlotte. I’m also not a Rachel or a Monica (although I’m sometimes a Chandler, just like I’m sometimes a Liz Lemon, although not nearly as often as my glasses would have…
beautythroughhealth:
Numbers that don’t define you:
The amount of pounds you weigh
The circumference of your waist
The number of people you’ve had sex with
Your age
The number of scars on your body
How many calories you ate today
Your GPA
The amount of money in your wallet
Numbers that do define you:
Why I love Sean.
Because we joke about Penny Dreadfuls.
You’ve probably never heard of it.
Oh my god, what have I become?
Live for the moment now: My self esteem took years... →
alluringxlies:
My self esteem took years to build up - actually mostly Kenny built it, but he had help… friends, coworkers, young children, and finally myself. I was bullied as a child, I was emotionally abused as a child by my mother and sisters, the first relationship I ever had was an physically abusive one,…
I sincerely think that in whatever episode Korra...
themeghanchakra:
The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder.
The Boulder: The boulder is over his conflicted feelings and now he's ready to bury you IN A ROCK-A-LANCHE
“[Giving] rise to the question of the free will to do evil: Advances in...”
– Arguing that We Have No Free Will [via]. The irony being that you may not have control over your actions, but someone else could. (via psydoctor8)
It's official: I have ADHD and PTSD.
Caught up with Korra
alluringxlies:
lyrasyndrome:
If there is anyone I ship, it’s Asami and Korra.
My god.
so beautiful.
I’m a fan of bolinkorramakoasami.
i can’t lie.
BUT HE WILL NEVER DESERVE HER.
EVER.
(although i love mako.) THERE’S NO KORRA TOMORROW.
MY FEEEELS MAN. MY FEEEELS.
FUCK YEAH FOURSOMES. They might do something to make mako deserve her. The story’s pretty fast-paced.
Caught up with Korra
If there is anyone I ship, it’s Asami and Korra.
My god.
